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going anywhere.  If you need me to prove it, I


     can bring my new baby in to show you.


             Dear Professor Howard, You are my


     advisor and I need your help.  I have decided I

     want to become a doctor because they make a


     lot of money.  The problem is that I faint at the


     sight of blood, even when we dissected worms

     in my biology class in high school.  Is there a


     field where I can become a doctor and not have


     to see any blood?


             Dear Professor Howard, I just wanted to

     explain why I wasn’t in class today.  My friends


     and I went down to Salt Lake for a concert


     yesterday.  We were on our way back this

     morning at 2:30 when we hit a deer.  I only got


     back 30 minutes ago.  Not only did I miss class,


     but I am still very sore and now I’m out a car.

     Stupid deer.





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