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I write good so I think the Englich perfessers

have mentel issues. I was wondering if you

could help me figuer a way to not have to take it

again.

Dear Professor Howard, I’m sorry I missed

class on Tuesday. My roommate and I take a

chemistry class together. Our chemistry

professor told us some chemicals we should

never mix together. We didn’t believe him and

decided to try it. I missed class because I was

in the hospital. If you need, I could have my

stupid roommate bring a note. He didn’t even

get hurt.

Dear Professor Howard, I put my

homework in your box today. I hope you won’t

mark it late. My wife was in labor all day

yesterday when it was due. I was going to bring

it up, but she got mad and told me I wasn’t

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