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dollar. We’ll see who’s laughing when I have
corn fresh off my patch, and he is still buying
his picked days in advance. And I won’t share
a single ear with him. Well, maybe just one so
he can see what he is missing Then I’ll have
the last laugh. Ha.
August 23 - I didn’t lose any corn last
night, of course, there is none ripe right now,
but I think my fence must be working. I didn’t
touch it or anything to find out. I’m not sure
how a person goes about checking if an electric
fence is working. My neighbor suggested I just
wire it to 220 and fry their little hides. I told
him raccoons were cute little animals, and I
don’t want to hurt them, just make them know
they aren’t welcome. I can’t believe anybody
would consider hurting such cute animals.
August 25 - I got hit again. I just had a
few ears starting to ripen, and the furry little
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