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helpful. I can tell you that the fence works. I
had just sprinkled my corn and, with the wet
leaves all around me, when I touched the wire I
lit up like a Christmas tree covered with Fourth
Of July sparklers. I think I aged 10 years in an
instant. One more episode like that and I’ll be
old enough to retire. I’m considering
connecting my 400 amp welder to the wire and
welding their thievin’ little backsides to the
fence.
August 28 - I fixed them this time. I put
cinder blocks all the way around my corn under
the wire so they can’t dig under. It cost a lot
and took me from 6:00 in the morning until
midnight, and I lost 5 pounds in sweat, but I
guess I showed them a thing or two.
August 29 - The raccoons figured out how
to unplug the electric fence.
August 30 - Bought corn at the farmer’s
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