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usual calls from little kids who think
they have punched in their dads’ phone
numbers, but recently the strangeness
has escalated. Just last week I received
a call from a lady who was mad at me
before I even said hello. “Roger,” she
sputtered angrily, “if you think you can
just dump me this way, you’ll be
sorry!”
“I’m sorry,” I said, “but you’ve got
the wrong number.”
Her anger was evident as she
responded. “Oh, you think you’re so
cute playing these little mind games,
but you can’t fool me, you big jerk.”
“No, I’m serious,” I told her. “You
have the wrong number.”
At this, she started to cry. “You are
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