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front of his face, Lenny demonstrated

how it would fit perfectly over the head

and nose, as he continued with his

exposé. “It has been clinically shown

that an athlete can improve his

performance by at least 10% if the air

he breathes is warm, much like a car

engine does. Thus, by simply trapping

your breath and recycling it, you, too,

can have a remarkable increase in your

stamina and speed.”

“Wow! That’s cool!” Sam

exclaimed.

While the rest of us were coughing

and choking the laughter out of our

throats, Lenny’s face had a serious

look, as he continued. “Only the

bravest and most determined athletes

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