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“I don’t have a pet rhino,” I told
her.
“Then vhy you say you do?”
“I didn’t say I do.”
“Oh, sure, you think funny go post
ad for pet rhino when you no have
one.”
“I didn’t post an ad for a pet rhino.”
“You fink I stupid or something?”
I was beginning to think that might
be the first thing she got right in our
whole conversation, but I didn’t like
the tone of the conversation or where it
was heading, so I tried to inform her
she had the wrong number. “Ya, right,
you no fool me!” she said angrily, and
hung up.
Now, every time my phone rings, I
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