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            “I can have someone see if they can find it for you,”

     the young lady assured him, reaching for the intercom mic.

     “Just tell me what it’s called.”

            “It’s called Monkey Butt Powder.”

            As I turned back to look at the young lady, she was

     frozen in place, and I swear I heard a slight whimper.

            That was the first time I considered that there might

     be a good reason Donna doesn’t like to shop at the Farm

     and Ranch store for me.

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