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“Dear, it’s not polite to drink
from your soup bowl in public.” But
when she nudged him, he slowly
started to roll sideways. Those of us
at a nearby table saw it and rushed to
catch him on his way to the floor.
As he lay there, his eyes fluttered,
and he started to sit up. He was
encouraged to lie still until the
oxygen arrived. He looked at us
groggily and spoke sluggishly. “I had
the strangest dream that I passed out.”
You know, it’s really nice when a
hotel has free oxygen as one of its
amenities.
