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chemistry.” Phil shrugged. “I’m not. Haven’t you ever heard of pickup lines?” As the first girl left and another one arrived, Phil grinned at me. “You think the last line was good, just listen to this one, and watch the master at work.” Phil approached the girl and smiled. “So, hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?” I tried not to roll my eyes as the girl giggled. After visiting a while, she left, and Phil returned with her phone number. “Did I tell you I was the master, or what?” He sat down and looked at his book for about thirty seconds before glancing at his watch. “Hey! We’ve been studying for almost 40 minutes. Isn’t it time for a break?” I just sighed. “Phil, you haven’t studied for 40 seconds.” But he was paying me no attention because, just then, another girl came in. I recognized her from my calculus class. She was really smart. She was also very 14