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a job working 20 hours per week, and Phil didn’t see the need to work since his parents sent him a monthly allowance. “I have an idea,” Phil continued. “I will go with you to the library and you can teach me how to study, and in return, I will teach you how to pick up girls.” I told him I wasn’t sure I could teach him, nor did I have a lot of time for dating. He persisted, saying he was failing all of his classes and desperately needed some help. We finally decided that he would just come with me to the library and do what I did. Once we arrived, we found a nice table and spread out our books. I started to study, but Phil’s attention was not on his books, but on a pretty girl sitting at the next table. After a minute he walked over to her. “Aren’t you in my chemistry class?” he asked. She shook her head, saying she wasn’t taking chemistry. He continued to visit, and a short time later he came back with her phone number. When he sat down, I said, “I didn’t know you were taking 13