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than from cold. “Go away, bear. I’m

here and don’t want to surprise you,

so go away.”

Rick knew he would never

forgive himself, but he just couldn’t

pass up this opportunity. Just as the

lady was right across from him, he let

out the deepest, loudest roar he could.

The lady let out a scream, dropped

the pan, and ran a record forty-yard

dash back to her trailer. She banged

on the door with one hand as she

faltered to open it with the other.

The next morning Rick smiled

innocently when the ranger came

around to warn everyone about a