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“It’s a frozen cow pie.”


               “What’s a cow pie?” Buster



       asked.


               “Cow poop,” I replied.  “Also


       known as cow chips, ordure, or



       meadow muffins.”


               Butch started to laugh.  “Buster is


       playing with cow poop.  He’s the cow



       poop man.”


               “Well, it looks like a toy disk,”


       Buster said.  “And I bet I can cow



       poop you upside the head with it.”


               Buster immediately let it fly in


       Butch’s direction and barely missed



       hitting his brother.


               “Oh, yeah?” Butch said.  “I can


       throw better than you.”
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