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to trade, will trade straight across.

     On freecycle: Our puppy died, giving away the

     bones.
     On freecycle:  Free, talking doll.  Freaks me

     out seriously. I can’t take it in my house

     anymore, and I can fully blame my father and
     the science fiction channel. It plays peekaboo

     and my toddler loves it, but I can’t keep it,

     seriously. I keep expecting it to look at me and
     say, "I’m talking, Jane."  Please email for

     address.

     On Freecycle: Free hen.  Her companion hen is
     gone and she is depressed. She needs to be with

     other hens! I will not give her to someone who

     doesn't already have some! She is super sweet
     and amazingly tame because we raised her from

     like a week old. She is laying even in winter
     because we have had a heat lamp on her (but

     the heat lamp we are not giving away). You will

     need your own cage, however.  We are keeping
     ours. I repeat, you cannot have our cage. ( I say

     this because people have stolen things I said
     were not up for grabs before.) We have a large

     feeder and a large waterer and a huge barely

     broken into bag of scratch for her, (but she likes




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