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apartment, but...” “I still think it was the apartment manager’s husband,” Sarah said. “He’s a man, and only another man would have been stupid enough to let him in.” Jennifer grumbled at being interrupted again. “Thank you, Captain Obvious. Of course he’s a man, but he says he didn’t let him in, and we don’t have any proof he did.” Sarah jumped in again. “Anyway, her bozo boyfriend...” Jennifer cut her off. “I was telling it. Anyway my, uh, ex-boyfriend, got access to our apartment somehow on the Saturday right after we left, and he put the deer head right in the middle of our living room.” “And he hung a sign on it that said ‘Will you be a dear and go with me to the Christmas formal’,” Sarah added. Jennifer glared at Sarah and continued. “It was there for over a week, and was a gross, stinky mess. The carpet had pretty much disintegrated underneath it and all around it.” Sarah chimed in. “And the whole place was full of maggots.” Jennifer spoke gruffly. “Thank you for a bit too 40