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                                  Oh, Deer!                                       l            Jennifer and Sarah both plopped into chairs near the     front of the classroom.  Jennifer turned to me and rolled her     eyes.  “Professor Howard, are all boys stupid, or what?  I     mean, I think I have finally found one with a minimal     amount of intelligence, only to have him do something that     makes me wonder if his brain never fully developed before     birth.”            Sarah quickly jumped in.  “Of course, she wasn’t     meaning you or anything.  Just the college aged ones.”            I laughed.  “I have done my share of stupid things in     my life.  But just what stupid thing are we talking about     here.”            “Well,” Jennifer said, “you know that we are     roommates, right?”  I nodded, so she continued.  “We are     also from the same hometown in California, as are most of     our roommates.  We all decided to skip some classes, and     take off for home the Friday before Thanksgiving so we     would have more than a full week of break.”            “Okay,” I said, “but what has this got to do with     boys?”            “You see, I have a boyfriend who is...  How would                                       38
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