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just ask Tim for a ride when he

came.”

“But she didn’t,” Tim interjected.

“I’m getting there,” Sally said.

“Tim didn’t know I was going, and

since he also didn’t realize David

wasn’t, I decided to have a little fun.

I stuffed my shoulders and tried to

make myself look as masculine as I

could. I also really put on the mime

paint to hide my looks. When Tim

came, I went out to the car, and when

he said something to me, I signaled

that I was a mime.”

“Yeah,” Tim chimed in, “and she

totally pretended she was David.”