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“Bert sat in the chair, and the

dentist looked at his tooth. The

dentist said, ‘Me no able to fix. Must

pull.’ With that, he reached over and

grabbed a big set of pinchers from the

table.

“The look on Bert’s face was

priceless. He stopped the dentist.

‘Don’t you have some painkiller you

can give me?’ he asked.

“The dentist nodded. ‘We have

something to handle pain, but cost

extra.’ We again paid the money.

The dentist then turned to the large

woman who was his assistant.

‘Helga, handle pain!’ The woman

grabbed Bert in a headlock and held