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     falling like flies, choking and gagging with mirth, as Sam surged past     them toward the front.  He placed in the top few, higher than he ever     would again, due mostly to the fact that most of the viable competitors     were about ready to rupture something in their fits of laughter.            When he came trotting off of the track, to be confronted by a red-     faced coach, Sam was all smiles.  “Wow, Coach!  Did you see how well I     did?  This nose warmer really works!”            An hour or two later, after the track meet was over, all of us,     except Sam, were gathered in the dressing room, facing an irate coach.            He glared at us, as he held up the now-famous supporter.  “I can     take losing!  I can even handle us taking last!  But, there are certain     embarrassments I can’t take!  And I want to know who the stupid moron is     that told Sam this was a nose warmer!”         To read more, please purchase the book.           http://www.publishinginspiration.com                                       27
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