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of road kill on the romantic highway of
life. I knew I had to come up with
some kind of gift for my wife, but I
was clueless about what to get.
Now, I swear that in our kitchen
our appliances have personalities. Our
toaster is no different. It has a dial to
determine how long it traps something
within its jaws, but the dial only seems
to have two settings: raw and charcoal.
Either you can turn it to the left, in
which case it tries to throw anything
back at you the second you attempt to
toast it, or, you can turn it to the right,
and it will lock the item deep within its
teeth, growling at you if you try to
rescue your food from its grasp, until
all of the fire alarms in the house are
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