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offered them to each of us. I know at

that point the proper thing for me to

have said was, “No thanks, I’m on a

diet,” but what I really wanted to say

was, “I’m not really hungry, so I’ll just

take five or six.”

Anyway, that steeled my resolve,

and I finally realized I had to buckle

down and make a tough New Year’s

resolution.

I’m sure you’ve guessed it. I’ve

finally decided I need to get more fat

friends so they will help me look

thinner.

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