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water into the ditch our plane had

made, and that put the fire out.”

“I bet the lady with the alpaca

sweater was happy,” I said.

Cliff laughed. “Actually, she

said she was going to sue the fireman

because her sweater got muddy after

he dumped the water. And she said

she was also going to wring the neck

of every pig that she sees.

“And so you see,” Cliff finished

with a grin, “that is why pigs should

never try to fly.”