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needed to do it. Dear Professor, I looked at my grade, and it is really low. I noticed that I don’t have any points for the quizzes we take each day at the beginning of class. I was wondering if you would mind taking them off of my grade. I don’t think it is fair to count them against me because 10:15 is way too early to get up for class. So it is not my fault that I am always late. Dear Professor, I have some family things that have come up and will not be there the first week of the semester. I hope this won’t cause you any incontinence. Dear Professor Howard, I want to apologize for missing class the last couple of days, and also for falling asleep in class today. I haven’t been able to watch my soap operas for nearly four months. I’ve been recording them, and I finally decided to watch them, but it took two full days and I didn’t sleep at all. Dear Professor Howard, I saw on the Internet that you were responsible for hiring tutors in statistics, and I need a job. I have never had statistics or anything, but 34