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semesters, and neither one worked out. 4. I learned not to date the girl sitting next to me in math class. (His name was Adam. See #3.) 5. I learned about scientific notation. I felt this was important. I don’t know why, because I’ll probably never see it again. 6. I learned how taxes are done. I think I’ll pay someone else to do them for me from now on. 7. I learned that I don’t want to marry a girl that uses a credit card. 8. I learned FICA will probably not provide a living when I retire, so I might move to another country when I do. 9. I learned all about stocks, and I don’t plan to invest in them. 10. I’ve learned to question everything and not trust anything. 11. I learned that many things like birthdays don’t follow theoretical probability, but instead occur in patterns. Maybe the cold weather in the north in the winter is why there are a lot of babies born in 5