Page 34 - LIfesOuttakes4

bring it up, but she got mad and told me I wasn’t going

anywhere. If you need me to prove it, I can bring my new
baby in to show you.

Dear Professor Howard, You are my advisor and I
need your help. I have decided I want to become a doctor
because they make a lot of money. The problem is that I

faint at the sight of blood, even when we dissected worms
in my biology class in high school. Is there a field where I

can become a doctor and not have to see any blood?
Dear Professor Howard, I just wanted to explain why

I wasn’t in class today. My friends and I went down to Salt
Lake for a concert yesterday. We were on our way back

this morning at 2:30 when we hit a deer. I only got back
30 minutes ago. Not only did I miss class, but I am still
very sore and now I’m out a car. Stupid deer.

This was from a phone call that the phone system

indicated was put on my phone
just after midnight:
Hi Professor Howard. This is Brandon from your

11:00 Monday, Wednesday, Friday class. I know you said
that we had to take our test by Wednesday, and I want you

to know that I tried. But do you know that the test center
closes at 10:00 PM? No one told me this, and so I just
went to take my test before the end of the day, and it was

already closed. I think you need to make sure we know
these things. So, as you see, it wasn’t my fault that I didn’t

take it by then because I did try to take it like you said.
Please let me know what to do. Brandon. By the way,

29