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Cindy replied. "I decided to be more

creative. I got him some cologne."

Janet smiled. "Cologne. Really?

I have bought your father cologne

countless times, and do you know

how many times he has worn it? A

big fat zero, as far as I know. I have

never smelled cologne on him once,

and the cologne just mysteriously

disappears. I figure he just pours it

down the drain when I'm not

looking."

"But I have one advantage you

don't have," Cindy said.

"And just what would that be?"

"I'm his favorite daughter."