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Sunday dinner, I asked her if she wanted



     to make a guess.


            “I don’t think so,” she said.  “I can



     just buy myself a candy bar if I want


     one.”



            “But it’s the sense of adventure,” I


     told her.



            She grunted and said, “You’re a


     man.  What do you know about



     adventure when it comes to having a


     baby?”



            “Well,” I said, “we have had a few



     adventures getting to the hospital and a


     few more once we got there.”



            “Hmpf,” my mother said.  “Let me


     tell you about adventure.”
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