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came home smelling like cows.



               “Goren,” Lilly said one night,


       “things have got to change.  We’ve



       been married a year, and you still


       haven’t put in the indoor plumbing.”



               “I haven’t had time,” Goren


       replied.



               “It needs to be a priority,” Lilly


       said.  “And you need to make sure



       you bathe every time you come home


       at night.  It’s really hard to keep the



       house smelling nice for when people



       come to visit.”


               “But no one comes to visit,”



       Goren replied.
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