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“Very funny,” Rod said. “The

thing is, I know that girls think

differently than we do.”

“Thank you, Einstein,” Lenny

said sarcastically. “The last time I

took a girl out I asked her what she

wanted to do, and she said, ‘surprise

me.’ I guess she actually didn’t like

surprises because she never went out

with me again.”

“What did you take her to?” Rod

asked.

“A tractor-pulling contest,” Lenny

replied.

Rod rolled his eyes, while I found

myself thinking about how much I

liked tractor pulling contests and