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an hour, a lady and her daughter

walked in and asked if they could

sing. I said, ‘Lady, can’t you see

we’re having a concert?’ She looked

at the empty hall and said, ‘It sounded

so bad I thought it must be open mic

night.’”

David laughed. “Ouch!”

“Yeah,” Jim said. “Then the

drummer said something which

changed our lives forever.”

“What?” David asked.

“He said, ‘Guys, do you think that

maybe all that time we practiced, the

cows were really just begging us to

quit?” Jim paused and grinned, then