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over.
“I thought you said this was a nice
cow!” Laura hollered at me.
“She is,” I replied. “She didn’t
kick you.”
“No, but she tried to club me to
death.”
When the cow was finished, and
Laura had taken the milker off, I said,
“You know, Laura, I think you were
absolutely meant to be a dairy
farmer.”
“I think I would rather be dead,”
she replied, “and that would be right
after I killed you.”
I guess cow milking just isn’t her
thing.
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