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Tinkertoys in My Cupboard

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We have Tinkertoys in our

cupboard. I’m not talking about the toy

cupboard. I mean that I will sometimes

pull out a bowl to put cereal in and,

half asleep, pour in cornflakes and

milk. I take a bite and receive 2000%

of the unrecommended lifetime supply

of fiber and plastic polymers. I really

hate Tinkertoys in my cupboard.

“Who put the Tinkertoy in my

cereal bowl?!” I holler, as I search for

my missing tooth.

I really didn’t need to ask that. I

knew who it was. It was a 22-month-

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